Ten Lessons I Have Learned As A Mom
1. Kids fall often.
2. Cabinets need locks.
3. Tucker is allergic to penicillin.
4. Carter is too.
5. Blue cupcakes turn poop blue.
6. Kids can lock camper doors from the inside.
7. Drums make bad gifts.
8. Weight fluctuates.
9. Losing is hard.
10. Disney isn't always the happiest place on earth.