First.....I started writing a blog for my boys.
Then.....Other people started reading it.
Third.....I was accepted as a "Top Mommy Blogger."
Next.....I was in 868th place.
Then....I started moving up.
After that......More people started reading my blog because they see it on the Top Mommy Blog site.
Now.....I am ranked 56th.
Tomorrow.....I want to be ranked in the Top 50.
Then.....More people will read my blog.
One day....Lots of people that come read my blog will click the little adds on the sides.
The days after that......I will be rich and I will end world hunger and promote world peace. Or maybe at least buy myself an ice-cream cone.
Right now.......Click that brown box. You don't have to do anything else. Every time you click it, I get a vote. Somebody has already been clicking it. That's why I am moving up. You know who you are. Thanks. Now do it again. Do it.
End shameless self promotion.